SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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want to go home? yea

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Thumbs this up

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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My mom's dead

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Water, please.

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