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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

The glass is half an hour.

Miscarriages.

obama is a good president

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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