- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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two fish are in a tank.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Punchline.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Miscarriages.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.