Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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My sister has to take a dump

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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I dislike old people.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Women's Golf

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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