Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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French people

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Get in the van

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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World Of Warcraft

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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