whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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