How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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