- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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