Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Windows Vista

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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I came.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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