Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Black people are clen.

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