Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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