- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Women Drivers.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

what do you call a cup?... a cup

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why was johny late to school? He died

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