- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Gadaffi

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

stuff and dogs {()}

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

My butt!!!!

Is Carly smart? No.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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