What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Jokes are funny.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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