What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

a black father

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What is brown and sticky?

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

My butt!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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