Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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You know George Washington? He died.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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