what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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