- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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