Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What flys? A fly

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

A van drives into a car.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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