What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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French people

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Get in the van

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Canada's army

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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