- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Jewish People

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Penis jokes.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

This is not Will Smith.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Star Wars

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