- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

balls in ya mouf

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

An asian walks out of math class

Poopsack Jones

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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