- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

balls in ya mouf

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Poopsack Jones

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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