whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What should I name my dog?

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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