What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Gadaffi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Jews for Jesus

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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American Idol

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Dozer has a soul

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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