- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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