What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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