*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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like facebook.com/john maon

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Your mom goes to college

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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World Of Warcraft

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Women

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Anti Joke

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