- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What flys? A fly

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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