Which one is hardest?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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