- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Black people are clen.

Patrick is gay

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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