Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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dead babies

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Banana(s)

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats gay ? you

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Patrick is gay

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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KEVIN HART

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Can I touch it?

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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