People Eating Tasty Animals

A black person in the NHL

ollie is a fag so are you

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Ancient Greeks rights

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Penis

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Akshaytiger World

What flys? A fly

Thumbs this up

milly, milly, milly, cat

A man walks into a bar.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

No

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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