Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Women"s Rights

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Windows Vista

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Anti Joke

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