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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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