What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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The WNBA

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Ben Colbert is gay

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How much is an abortion? A life

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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