How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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im black

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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