Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

i fondle myself every night....

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Hello

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Your mom goes to college

Justin Bieber

Whats 0+0 0

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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