- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

i fondle myself every night....

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

I love Ciara!

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Which one is hardest?

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