-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Penis

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What flys? A fly

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Ben Colbert is gay

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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