Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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i heart wiener

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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NEVER

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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minorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Anti Joke

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