- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Avery has crabs.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What is brown and smells? Poop

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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