What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Justin Bieber

sweaty black guy

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

:-)book

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

I am a real homosexual

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Nathan Gooderson.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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