when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Teen pregnancy

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

whats gay ? you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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