Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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noodles

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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No

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25

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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