What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You're so straight!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why Because

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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