- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

shut up

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Mmmmmmm Lemons

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

a show horse jumps over a bar

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Poopsack Jones

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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