What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Women's rights

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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knock knock your gay

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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your mother is so lesbian

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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