how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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