A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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BUTTERFARTING

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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