- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

DANA

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Obama.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

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