Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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