so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

My mom's dead

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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