What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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lol

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women"s Rights

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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shut up

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Knock knock Come in!

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cot!

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Your Mom

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Like this joke

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Anti Joke

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