how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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SPAMS!!!

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boobs

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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