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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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