What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

obama is a good president

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

nine...eleven

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

A man walks into a bar.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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