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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Working hard or hardly working????

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

People Eating Tasty Animals

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Knock, knock. Come in!

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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