Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Penis

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penisface

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Pavel Novak

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

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