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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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