yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Anti Joke

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