What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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