Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Ancient Greeks rights

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

co jo kurwa tocza?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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