A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

the chicken whent boomand then died

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Teen pregnancy

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

women's lacrosse.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

dead babies

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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