knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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whats gay ? you

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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im black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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