guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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A guy is playing cod

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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