Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dozer has a soul

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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