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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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