What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Hitler is my role model

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Women

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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