Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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come along children

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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666 im christian

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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