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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Water, please.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ur mother

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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