- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Water, please.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Sarah Palin is President

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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