- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

My mom just died....

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

An asian walks out of math class

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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