What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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