- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Chuck Norris died.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Compton

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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