So dont touch it

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Grapefruit.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Small titties.

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Hummer.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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