knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -3

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops