Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Your Mom

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Penis jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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