Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Your mother

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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