Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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