What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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