- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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knock knock Come in.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

A jew went to Germany.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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