Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Jews for Jesus

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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