Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Hey Caleb.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Dozer has a soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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