Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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no u

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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