- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Obama-Care

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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