- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

hi

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

like my drawing of a white person?

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Penis.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

suck my dick.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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