why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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No.

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Grapefruit.

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austins gay lolololol

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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