Icecream

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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you just lost the game!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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