- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

penis that is all

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

My mom just died....

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Women's rights.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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