I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Women's sports.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Anti Joke

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