- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

suck my dick.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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