- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

boobs

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

A horse walks into a bar...n

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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