Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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