Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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