What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Jokes are funny.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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