- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Yeah, totally.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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