What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

An asian walks out of math class

Communism

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

A seal walks into a club.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Icecream

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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