- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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