- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

knock knock your gay

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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