- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

A black goes to college

Jokes are funny.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

boobs

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

hi

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

potatoes

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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