Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My mom.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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A guy is playing cod

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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