Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

ollie is a fag so are you

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

This is not a good joke.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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