*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Women's Basketball.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Black people are clen.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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whats gay ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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