- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

i hate you.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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