Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

No

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Knock knock. Come in.

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Hello I'm a fat kid

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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