- Anti Joke

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

you will die someday

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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