- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

suck my dick.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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