Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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you will die someday

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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