A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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You're so straight!

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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