A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Patrick is gay

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call Obama? - the president

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

KEVIN HART

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Women"s Rights

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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