Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Mmmmmmm Lemons

shut up

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Time flies like a banana.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

WNBA

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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