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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Working hard or hardly working????

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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