An asian walks out of math class

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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I am really good at math debating

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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