A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What comes after "Q" R

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Hello

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Women

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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American Idol

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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