How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Y2K

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Chuck Norris

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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