Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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KEVIN HART

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Patrick is gay

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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