A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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fart

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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