What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Rebecca Black.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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