What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Get in the van

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Canada's army

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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