Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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