Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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a black guy leaves prison

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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whats better than shoes feet

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Don't rape me!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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