Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Hi colton

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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i wish i was a tree !

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I can't think of a joke!

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Haha

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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